Geezers on Tour

You must be joking!! No one is going to pay us enough money to leave our homes, families, and most importantly, our paying jobs, to go other places and play our short list of songs.

We all have various mortgages, cats, dogs, kids, tuition payments, car payments, and retirement funds to maintain.  Touring as a jug band would jeopardize all of our futures, making it likely that we would wind up penniless, living on the government dole.  OK, so some of us already are on a government payroll, but we'd like to keep those jobs.